be carefull how u say things

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Post 1 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 13-Jan-2006 21:37:48

There is this rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant
especially in language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation
in Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for
reservation.

She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped but didn't quite
know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself
to write the word "toilet" in her letter. After much deliberation, she
finally came up with the old fashioned term "bathroom commode." But when
she wrote
it down, she still thought she was being too forward. So she started all
over again, rewrote the entire letter and referred to the bathroom commode
as
the "B.C." "Does the campground have its own B.C.?" is what she actually
wrote.

Well, the campground owner wasn't old fashioned at all and when he got the
letter he just couldn't figure out what the old woman was talking about.
That
"B.C." business really stumped him. After worrying about it for a while, he
showed the letter to several campers, but they couldn't imagine what the
lady
meant either. So the camp owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the
lady must be asking about the local Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the
following reply:

Dear Madam,

I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the
pleasure of informing you that a B.C. is located 9 miles north of the
campground,
and is capable of seating 250 people at the same time. It is located at a
beautiful pine grove and is open only on Sundays and Wednesdays. I admit it
is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no
doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their
lunch along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late.
My daughter met her husband in the B.C.

The last time my wife and I went was six years ago and it was so crowded, we
had to stand up the whole time we were there. Sometimes it is so crowded,
there are 5 to a seat. It may interest you to know that right now there is a
supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They're going to hold it
in the basement of the B.C.

I would like to say that it pains me very much not to be able to go more
regularly, but it is surely due to the lack of desire on my part. As we
grow older,
it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in the cold weather.

If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you
the first time you go, sit you down and introduce you to all the other
folks.
We will be sure to have a seat up front where you can be seen by everyone.
Remember, we are a friendly community.

Sincerely yours, (The campground owner)

Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 11:13:03

lol

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 12:50:39

haha. lol

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 13:55:09

Bet she went somewhere else. <lol> haha.

Post 5 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 14:02:34

So now we know why "Port-A-Potties" were invented!!!!!! *Never worry, never fear, just bring your own...

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 20:04:12

lol!

Post 7 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Monday, 03-Jul-2006 1:53:50

lmfao

Post 8 by Mexican Spitfire (Eating the elephant one bite at a time.) on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 20:54:20

Hahahahahahahhahahaha, be careful, indeed!

Post 9 by TheExtreme (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 05-Jul-2006 16:56:17

LOL that's funny. I feel bad for the lady though lol.